Sister In-Law In Crime.

Have you heard about these two women named Mary and Rose?
Well let me tell you, between both of them it is no picnic.
When they get together it's comical it is wicked.
For instance, Mary wanted to bring me home.
So she gave Rose a ring on the phone.
Because she could not lift me on her own.
You should have seen her carry me down the stairs.
Was I scared? Scare was not the word for it.
I was petrified out of my wits. Wouldn't you be if you were me?
So if anyone shold happen to meet up with them on the street remember to be discrete.
After all I shou know all about them.
Because I am Mary's daughter and Rose's niece.

Written In January 1987